Apple’s iPod and iTunes Music Store are the kings of the hill and as such, their critics, competitors and even partners regularly take feeble swings at them both.

For example, in an apparent attempt to mitigate any dissimilarities between the writing quality of mainstream journalists and that of your average teenage blogger, a recent BusinessWeek “article” quoted Chris Gorog, CEO of Napster Inc. and disingenuous corporate whore as saying:

“The villain in the story is the iPod,” “You have this device consumers love, but they’re being restricted from buying anything other than downloads from Apple. People are bored with that.”

Yes Chris, people have been bored with that over 300 billion times. Swing and a miss!