Sorry about the headline but since fear tactics work so well on the majority of you, I’ve decided to employ them for the common good. You MUST stop using Internet Explorer! It is insecure, inaccessible and, incontinent. If you are not already using Firefox or Safari or some other browser, please download one of these immediately and show those terrorist bastards that you value a little thing called liberty and stuff! I beg of you… I beseech thee… please with sugar on top… I’ll be your best friend.
Note: I’m not sure if terrorist are actually using IE… I mean, I don’t know any terrorists but I bet they use IE! I’m really just sick and tired of spending a large portion of my time hunting down stupid IE bugs that Microsoft refuses to fix–thus requiring me to use their shity browser to ensure the masses can read my inane blather correctly. I’ll tell you what… if you ask your terrorist friends which browser they use and they tell you they are not using IE, let me know and I’ll update this post. Oh wait… that won’t work. I do not pay any heed to terrorists nor their friends… this makes you communicating with me irrelevant… and I’d rather you didn’t contact me anyway. Okay, I’ve got it! You turn yourself in to some government agency, tell them that you’re in league with terrorists and then mention that your terrorist friends don’t actually use IE–have the agency contact me and I’ll update this page. Perfect.
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