It’s time… I want to have a talk with some of you. You, my friends that I like and respect… have a problem. You haven’t figured out that myspace.com is totally gay. Simply put, if you’re on myspace.com, you are at least one of the following:
- New to blogs and/or the web and this is where you landed first
- Sexual preditor
- Sexual prey
- A musician who is sure that the Indie Rock (and especially their own brand of “unclassifiable” Indie Rock) that has failed for 15 years will succeed any day now
- Completely fucking stupid
Myspacers who don’t think they fit any of these choices on this list… you are #5. If you’re #4, you’re almost certainly all of the above. If you fall under #1, that’s fine. After you’ve escaped AOL, you’ll figure this out too. And I think I speak for everyone, especially the #2 folks, when I say… thank you #3s… you and all 1337 of your friends.
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special writes:
bri, you crack me up.
Comment - March 25, 2006 @ 8:55 am